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Jon Gosselin's A DOG!


i'm sorry, but you can say what you want about Kate Gosselin and her hair, for all i care, but she doesn't go out drinking with "friends".  And THAT ladies and gentlemen , is enough for me.  Jon has some damn nerve.  He goes and gallivants to Utah for SIX DAYS, to go play in snow, not mentioning his kids ONCE, and now i hear that his WHORE was there too?! i'm done, i'm done with Jon Gosselin, anyone who supports him is a DOG too!  No matter what you say about Kate (she's a diva, she's money hungry, she's this she's that), guess what, she's THERE! and THATS what's important...the woman is making money for christ sake... the books, the events, the show, it's for the flippin kids, you gotta pay for 8 kids somehow asshole...if he didn't want kids, and knew she couldn't have them...DON"T HAVE THEM...i'm done...TEAM KATE!!!

Tabloid Cover Thursday



TABLOID COVER WEDNESDAY
TABLOID COVER WEDNESDAY THURSDAY?


         














Tabloid Cover Wednesday


I'm going to start posting these just cuz....

TABLOID COVER WEDNESDAY
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LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE!!!



Jon & Kate Plus Their 2 Whores

Jon & Kate's dramz is on the cover of 4 magazines this week and that's kind of a good thing. I mean, the more attention Kate's raggedy beast hair gets, the better. Maybe this can convince other women to visit their local JcPenney salon and ask for the "Gosselin." The world really needs more special needs beaver heads roaming the land. Anycunty....

It's been Gosselin fevah these past couple of weeks and it's reaching a boiling point. It's called publicity, people! You gotta pass that pussay to sell a book. The truth!

Most of the covers focus on Kate's maybe affair with her married silver fox bodyguard who looks like he grits his teeth when he cums. UsWeekly says that the two aren't doing much to hide their horniness for each other (why did I type that?). One source said, "She was gently poking him, giving him little love pats, totally unlike the slapping she does with Jon. She and Steve were joking around so much, I actually wondered if they were having an affair. There's a lot of open affection between them."

Um. That's not "love pats" she's giving Jon. That's called "ripping his nutsack off with her bare claws!"

Star says that Jon thinks Kate IS rubbing her 8-mile snatch all over her bodyguard. A source also said that Kate is okay with Jon hittin' underground pussay as long as he stays on the show. Kate has apparently put a contract together and is making Jon sign it.

Now on to People! They got an actual interview with the Cunt Queen herself! Kate says that her marriage has been at the bottom of a toilet for a while now and she's ready to flush it if that's what it comes to. She said, "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing (Ed note: Yeah, he wants a pussy that doesn't belong to you). I've been struggling with the question of 'Who is this person?' for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It's one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there's blaring, red flashing lights. I will never give up hope that every member of our family can be absolutely happy again."

She forgot to add, "BUY MY BOOK! WATCH MY SHOW! PET MY HAIR!"

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I TRULY HONESTLY FEEL BAD FOR THIS COUPLE.  WHO KNEW ANY REALITY PERSON ON TLC OR DISCOVERY WOULD BE ON THE COVER OF TABS?!

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE COUPLE!



Jennifer Love Hewitt: Eating Out with Her Man

Posted April 3rd, 2009
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Enjoying a beautiful day in southern California, Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy were spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday (April 2).

The “Ghost Whisperer” costars seemed to have never-ending appetites as they were spotted lunching at Whole Foods and also stopping into McDonalds during their errands.


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Things look to be going well for this fledgling couple who got together shortly after J. Love broke up with her fiancé Ross McCall.

And it looks like Miss Hewitt is quite the nurse, as she has Jamie back on his feet after he suffered some serious pain due to kidney stones.

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Enjoy the pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy out in LA (April 2).

I JUST LOVE THAT THERE'S PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OF THEM BEING TOGETHER NOW! I LOVE THEM!

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey



Get ready for The Real Housewives of New Jersey!


The newest cast of Housewives is close-knit and includes friends, a pair of sisters — who married brothers! — and their sister-in-law. The show is set to premiere May 12 (11 p.m. ET) on Bravo.

From left to right, the women of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are …

Jacqueline Laurita: A former cosmetologist, she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina.

Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore.

Danielle Staub: “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between,” says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends.

Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she’s also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Tommy works with his brother (Caroline’s husband) at their family’s catering business.

Caroline Manzo: She’s a mother of three and own a real estate firm and a line of children’s accessories. Described as a “feisty spitfire,” she’s Dina’s sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug. She’s married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina’s husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline’s brother is Jacqueline’s husband Chris.

Tell us: Will you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey?



The newest cast of Housewives is close-knit and includes friends, a pair of sisters — who married brothers! — and their sister-in-law. The show is set to premiere May 12 (11 p.m. ET) on Bravo.

From left to right, the women of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are …

Jacqueline Laurita: A former cosmetologist, she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina.

Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore.

Danielle Staub: “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between,” says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends.

Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she’s also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Tommy works with his brother (Caroline’s husband) at their family’s catering business.

Caroline Manzo: She’s a mother of three and own a real estate firm and a line of children’s accessories. Described as a “feisty spitfire,” she’s Dina’s sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug. She’s married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina’s husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline’s brother is Jacqueline’s husband Chris.

Tell us: Will you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey?

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The Guys from U2 Go to College – Finally


The Guys from U2 Go to College – Finally
U2 IN FORDHAM U!!!

U2 may be one of the most celebrated and honored bands of all time, but going to college isn't among their roster of accomplishments – until now.

"We started a rock band to avoid college, now look where we ended up," lead singer Bono joked to a roaring crowd of students, faculty and alumni early Friday morning at Fordham University.

The band performed at the Bronx campus for Good Morning America. The concert featured new and old favorites, from "Get On Your Boots" to "Beautiful Day" – and the band gave a special dedication to Fordham students.

"I'd like to think that Friday nights at Fordham inspired this next song," Bono quipped as he introduced "I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight."

Cold temperatures and a 5 a.m. wake-up call didn't deter the enthusiastic crowd, who came to see the performance. However, the students weren't the only ones who were excited about the concert.

"I'm most happy because when my father sees this, which he will shortly, he'll finally be able to see his kid at college," Bono said from the stage.

The show marked the tail end of U2's New York media blitz, in which they've been performing every night for a week on Late Night with David Letterman.

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Torontoist discovered this amazing advertisement for the upcoming Joshua Jackson film One Week (and no, not all Canadian movies are named after Barenaked Ladies songs, people. Some are Rush songs.)

Take a look at the multitude of gushing quotes behind Joshua Jackson-Dean and see if you notice anything a liiiiiiittle unusual about the attributions:

One Week ad


 

Did you catch it?

The answer is after the jump (HINT: there isn’t actually a newspaper called Puddydutty123):

 

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The movie took its press clippings from Youtube!!! That’s right — come see the movie that a group of anonymous strangers left offhand declarations of general excitement about!!! When has a select cross-section of random online commenters EVER been wrong?

Personally, I would’ve been far more convinced by the validity of this ad if they had been honest and thrown in at least one “ur gay josh jakson why u makin a movie thas so gay u gay” or “hey i no lets make one of movie thagts fucminnn retardeddddddd!!!!11!”



LOL IA!!!

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MEDIATAKEOUT.COM READER HUNG OUT WITH ACTRESS MAIA CAMPBELL … WATCHED HER SMOKE METH … THEN GAVE HER A SHOWER (PICS AND DETAILS INSIDE)


March 03, 2009. One of MediaTakeOut.com's faithful caught up with actress Maia Campbell. In case you're wondering what she's been up to ... read below:
Me and a friend of mine went to another friends house, [but] before we get to the porch he stops us and tells us that the girl on the porch was from [the show] In The House. As we approached the porch I looked dead into her glassy eyes and new it was her.

She said she was sleepin on venice beach, and needed someone to do her hair, my boy said she was walking up and asked him where the weed was, and than came back and asked for someone to do her hair.

As we're seating there she's trying hard to eat some tacos she ordered, shaking and shit like she had to go pee...she asked who had a car, I said I did, and she asked if me and my stud home girl (we both look like cute boys) did we wanna go shopping.

We both said yeah, but she asked me to take her to her "cousins" house first, somewhere on [ADDRESS REDACTED]. Anyway, she’s jumpin’ around and gettin happy in the back seat as we're pullin up, no doubt getting’ her fix. She runs to the car tryna fix her shit, and I had to kick her ass out, like.."Bitch we only smoke kush in here!!!'

She gets out goes on the side of the dudes house and gets her hit. On the way to the mall which was hellla close, she still wants another hit, so she asks to go to the store … [and] she’s stand behind the door, which was barely covered my ads, gettin high, smoke everywhere from the pipe, in broad day light...

I got mad as f*ck and told her to come'on, she was feeling a lil better, but had to hit AGAIN in my car as me and my other 2 homies are walkin to the door of the fox hills mall.

They're inside, but i had to lock my car, she was in side smokin my shit out!!!! Smelling like chemicals, from that meth..

She started talking to me, telling me about her moms, and kids, and how her husband told on her, most likely tryna help her, i let her use my phone while we we're in the car and she called i think her grandma, and her dad, but i shouldnt have let her do that kuz she had some big ass bumps and shit on her lips.

Got inside, she couldnt buy sh*t, kuz she didnt have a id for her credit card, all the while stealing shit to put on, something we didnt find out till later...

While in the mall, she goes to the bathroom a the food court and fills the bathroom ceiling of meth smoke, like it was koo ... my friends came back and told me what she was doing, and i really got pissed the fuck off and ran to the bathroom sticking my head in yelling her government name, since she asked us to call her genisis ...

Leaving the mall, my homeboy was in the backseat tryna spit that pimp shit, she really wasn’t hearing it kuz she was running outta drugs,, but i told her i wasnt taking her ass anywhere else if she didnt wash her ass, kuz she was smelling reaaaalllly bad, like a bum yo!!, i had to wipe off my seats, they're cream leather, and you could see the fucking dirt where she sat.

When she got out from showering at another homeboys house, only taking 3 mins or so, she honestly looked better, her hair was wet and curly, she put on make-up, and i gave her a shirt of my girlfriends out the trunk, I realllly saw maia than, and we all jus stopped and looked at her and it got kinda uncomfortable, and than she asked us to stop, and said she was ready to go.

My homeboy was steady on that pimpin sh*t, but I think he was starting to scare her, he thought he was puttin her on the track where she was asking to be dropped off, but she was really meeting up wit a trick or someone who had some more drugs for her.

The whole fucking day was wild!! I got pics of her on the porch gettin her hair done, and her in the foxhill mall at macy's lookin at a watch...real sh*t ... and i got her funky as smell in my car ...

Sounds like quite a day…





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