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Jon & Kate Plus Their 2 Whores
Jon & Kate's dramz is on the cover of 4 magazines this week and that's kind of a good thing. I mean, the more attention Kate's raggedy beast hair gets, the better. Maybe this can convince other women to visit their local JcPenney salon and ask for the "Gosselin." The world really needs more special needs beaver heads roaming the land. Anycunty....
It's been Gosselin fevah these past couple of weeks and it's reaching a boiling point. It's called publicity, people! You gotta pass that pussay to sell a book. The truth!
Most of the covers focus on Kate's maybe affair with her married silver fox bodyguard who looks like he grits his teeth when he cums. UsWeekly says that the two aren't doing much to hide their horniness for each other (why did I type that?). One source said, "She was gently poking him, giving him little love pats, totally unlike the slapping she does with Jon. She and Steve were joking around so much, I actually wondered if they were having an affair. There's a lot of open affection between them."
Um. That's not "love pats" she's giving Jon. That's called "ripping his nutsack off with her bare claws!"
Star says that Jon thinks Kate IS rubbing her 8-mile snatch all over her bodyguard. A source also said that Kate is okay with Jon hittin' underground pussay as long as he stays on the show. Kate has apparently put a contract together and is making Jon sign it.
Now on to People! They got an actual interview with the Cunt Queen herself! Kate says that her marriage has been at the bottom of a toilet for a while now and she's ready to flush it if that's what it comes to. She said, "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing (Ed note: Yeah, he wants a pussy that doesn't belong to you). I've been struggling with the question of 'Who is this person?' for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It's one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there's blaring, red flashing lights. I will never give up hope that every member of our family can be absolutely happy again."
She forgot to add, "BUY MY BOOK! WATCH MY SHOW! PET MY HAIR!"
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I TRULY HONESTLY FEEL BAD FOR THIS COUPLE. WHO KNEW ANY REALITY PERSON ON TLC OR DISCOVERY WOULD BE ON THE COVER OF TABS?!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Eating Out with Her Man
Enjoying a beautiful day in southern California, Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy were spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday (April 2).
The “Ghost Whisperer” costars seemed to have never-ending appetites as they were spotted lunching at Whole Foods and also stopping into McDonalds during their errands.
Things look to be going well for this fledgling couple who got together shortly after J. Love broke up with her fiancé Ross McCall.
And it looks like Miss Hewitt is quite the nurse, as she has Jamie back on his feet after he suffered some serious pain due to kidney stones.
Enjoy the pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy out in LA (April 2).I JUST LOVE THAT THERE'S PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OF THEM BEING TOGETHER NOW! I LOVE THEM!
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Get ready for The Real Housewives of New Jersey!
The newest cast of Housewives is close-knit and includes friends, a pair of sisters — who married brothers! — and their sister-in-law. The show is set to premiere May 12 (11 p.m. ET) on Bravo.
From left to right, the women of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are …
Jacqueline Laurita: A former cosmetologist, she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina.
Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore.
Danielle Staub: “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between,” says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends.
Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she’s also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Tommy works with his brother (Caroline’s husband) at their family’s catering business.
Caroline Manzo: She’s a mother of three and own a real estate firm and a line of children’s accessories. Described as a “feisty spitfire,” she’s Dina’s sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug. She’s married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina’s husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline’s brother is Jacqueline’s husband Chris.
Tell us: Will you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey?
The newest cast of Housewives is close-knit and includes friends, a pair of sisters — who married brothers! — and their sister-in-law. The show is set to premiere May 12 (11 p.m. ET) on Bravo.
From left to right, the women of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are …
Jacqueline Laurita: A former cosmetologist, she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina.
Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore.
Danielle Staub: “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between,” says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends.
Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she’s also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Tommy works with his brother (Caroline’s husband) at their family’s catering business.
Caroline Manzo: She’s a mother of three and own a real estate firm and a line of children’s accessories. Described as a “feisty spitfire,” she’s Dina’s sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug. She’s married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina’s husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline’s brother is Jacqueline’s husband Chris.
Tell us: Will you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey?
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U2 IN FORDHAM U!!!
U2 may be one of the most celebrated and honored bands of all time, but going to college isn't among their roster of accomplishments – until now.
"We started a rock band to avoid college, now look where we ended up," lead singer Bono joked to a roaring crowd of students, faculty and alumni early Friday morning at Fordham University.
The band performed at the Bronx campus for Good Morning America. The concert featured new and old favorites, from "Get On Your Boots" to "Beautiful Day" – and the band gave a special dedication to Fordham students.
"I'd like to think that Friday nights at Fordham inspired this next song," Bono quipped as he introduced "I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight."
Cold temperatures and a 5 a.m. wake-up call didn't deter the enthusiastic crowd, who came to see the performance. However, the students weren't the only ones who were excited about the concert.
"I'm most happy because when my father sees this, which he will shortly, he'll finally be able to see his kid at college," Bono said from the stage.
The show marked the tail end of U2's New York media blitz, in which they've been performing every night for a week on Late Night with David Letterman.
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Torontoist discovered this amazing advertisement for the upcoming Joshua Jackson film One Week (and no, not all Canadian movies are named after Barenaked Ladies songs, people. Some are Rush songs.)
Take a look at the multitude of gushing quotes behind Joshua Jackson-Dean and see if you notice anything a liiiiiiittle unusual about the attributions:
Did you catch it?
The answer is after the jump (HINT: there isn’t actually a newspaper called Puddydutty123):
The movie took its press clippings from Youtube!!! That’s right — come see the movie that a group of anonymous strangers left offhand declarations of general excitement about!!! When has a select cross-section of random online commenters EVER been wrong?
Personally, I would’ve been far more convinced by the validity of this ad if they had been honest and thrown in at least one “ur gay josh jakson why u makin a movie thas so gay u gay” or “hey i no lets make one of movie thagts fucminnn retardeddddddd!!!!11!”
LOL IA!!!
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MEDIATAKEOUT.COM READER HUNG OUT WITH ACTRESS MAIA CAMPBELL … WATCHED HER SMOKE METH … THEN GAVE HER A SHOWER (PICS AND DETAILS INSIDE)
March 03, 2009. One of MediaTakeOut.com's faithful caught up with actress Maia Campbell. In case you're wondering what she's been up to ... read below:
Me and a friend of mine went to another friends house, [but] before we get to the porch he stops us and tells us that the girl on the porch was from [the show] In The House. As we approached the porch I looked dead into her glassy eyes and new it was her.
She said she was sleepin on venice beach, and needed someone to do her hair, my boy said she was walking up and asked him where the weed was, and than came back and asked for someone to do her hair.
As we're seating there she's trying hard to eat some tacos she ordered, shaking and shit like she had to go pee...she asked who had a car, I said I did, and she asked if me and my stud home girl (we both look like cute boys) did we wanna go shopping.
We both said yeah, but she asked me to take her to her "cousins" house first, somewhere on [ADDRESS REDACTED]. Anyway, she’s jumpin’ around and gettin happy in the back seat as we're pullin up, no doubt getting’ her fix. She runs to the car tryna fix her shit, and I had to kick her ass out, like.."Bitch we only smoke kush in here!!!'
She gets out goes on the side of the dudes house and gets her hit. On the way to the mall which was hellla close, she still wants another hit, so she asks to go to the store … [and] she’s stand behind the door, which was barely covered my ads, gettin high, smoke everywhere from the pipe, in broad day light...
I got mad as f*ck and told her to come'on, she was feeling a lil better, but had to hit AGAIN in my car as me and my other 2 homies are walkin to the door of the fox hills mall.
They're inside, but i had to lock my car, she was in side smokin my shit out!!!! Smelling like chemicals, from that meth..
She started talking to me, telling me about her moms, and kids, and how her husband told on her, most likely tryna help her, i let her use my phone while we we're in the car and she called i think her grandma, and her dad, but i shouldnt have let her do that kuz she had some big ass bumps and shit on her lips.
Got inside, she couldnt buy sh*t, kuz she didnt have a id for her credit card, all the while stealing shit to put on, something we didnt find out till later...
While in the mall, she goes to the bathroom a the food court and fills the bathroom ceiling of meth smoke, like it was koo ... my friends came back and told me what she was doing, and i really got pissed the fuck off and ran to the bathroom sticking my head in yelling her government name, since she asked us to call her genisis ...
Leaving the mall, my homeboy was in the backseat tryna spit that pimp shit, she really wasn’t hearing it kuz she was running outta drugs,, but i told her i wasnt taking her ass anywhere else if she didnt wash her ass, kuz she was smelling reaaaalllly bad, like a bum yo!!, i had to wipe off my seats, they're cream leather, and you could see the fucking dirt where she sat.
When she got out from showering at another homeboys house, only taking 3 mins or so, she honestly looked better, her hair was wet and curly, she put on make-up, and i gave her a shirt of my girlfriends out the trunk, I realllly saw maia than, and we all jus stopped and looked at her and it got kinda uncomfortable, and than she asked us to stop, and said she was ready to go.
My homeboy was steady on that pimpin sh*t, but I think he was starting to scare her, he thought he was puttin her on the track where she was asking to be dropped off, but she was really meeting up wit a trick or someone who had some more drugs for her.
The whole fucking day was wild!! I got pics of her on the porch gettin her hair done, and her in the foxhill mall at macy's lookin at a watch...real sh*t ... and i got her funky as smell in my car ...
Sounds like quite a day…
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The song has sold 1.36 million digital singles (according to Nielsen SoundScan), hit Number Four on the Hot 100 and revived M.I.A.'s second album, 2007's Kala. Interscope is rereleasing the CD, with six bonus tracks, on November 4th. Meanwhile, a line from "Paper Planes" is sampled in the chorus of the T.I./Jay-Z/Kanye West/Lil Wayne collaboration "Swagger Like Us." And M.I.A. is showing other signs of impending pop stardom — she has a clothing line and a record label. Her first release is a CD by teenage Baltimore MC Rye Rye.
At Bonnaroo in June, a road-weary M.I.A. told the crowd that she had played her "last show." But after some time off, she's changed her tune. "Music is my only tool," she says. Earlier this year, M.I.A. got engaged to musician Benjamin Brewer. "I didn't date anyone for ages, and he was the only guy who asked me out," she says. M.I.A. is coy about rumors that she's pregnant. "I'm kind of putting on weight. That could be it," she jokes. "I haven't made it to the counter yet to buy a test. But when I do, I'll let you know."
This song is so old...i really detest this country and people thinking their cool and that they know what "good" music is...whatever i'm happy for her success tho...fuck America
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Yeah, that was a misprint. Turns out, McCain wants to buy the mortgages at face value, protecting lenders from losing a dime and forcing taxpayers to foot the bill. A McCain campaign official explained:
"That language was mistakenly included in the initial draft and it's been corrected...a simple mistake."
Of course. Considering that sentence completely redefines the entire plan and its effect on the economic crisis, we can understand how that's where you might get a little sloppy. It wouldn't have had to do with the fact that every conservative pundit in the nation pissed their blogs the minute you made your little announcement would it?
Looks like we're at the point where McCain just starts responding to criticism by asking for a do-over. The only question is, what will he try to weasel out of next?
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-"I liked amiable Kevin, because he was down-to-earth and kindhearted. Of course, I wasn't crazy about the fact he was already a daddy and that his ex-girlfriend was then eight months pregnant with their second child. What mother would be? I advised Britney to take it slow, but you can sometimes advise your adult child all you want and the message just does not get through. She didn't want to take it slow."
-"People want to know if I gave my blessing to Britney and Kevin, and the answer is, not really. I wanted them to give their relationship more time, it's that simple."
-"Britney was drawn to Kevin's stability and his wholehearted acceptance of her. She wanted to feel grounded, and he gave her that feeling of security she had been craving."
-"There is not a mean bone in Kevin's body, and he really is such a good daddy. I've often thought that if the Lord got hold of Kevin, he could do great things with him."
-"The media's flogging of Britney intensified after she married Kevin, and the two of them had no peace at all as a couple."
-When Britney went into rehab in March 2007 Lynne helped look after the boys at Kevin's house.
"Kevin (meanwhile,) was making all the right choices. He was a calm, caring daddy, firm with their behavior."
Lynne then says that Britney accused her of siding with Kevin and 'letting' him have the boys, yet there was nothing she could do about it as Kevin is their father and had every legal right to have them.
-Lynne notes that Britney was much more alike her previous boyfriend Justin Timberlake than Kevin.
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Ahem, Senator McCain... Barack Obama is "The One," not "That one"
During last night's debate, John McCain referred to Barack Obama as "that one." That one what?
Can we skip the next debate and hold the election the first Tuesday of next week? It's time to put this POW horse out of its misery. John McCain used to crash planes and bang strippers, and now he's wandering around the stage, looking for his car keys. A lifetime in politics, obliterated at the very end by Steve Schmidt and that Palin creature. Asking himself what kind of country prefers a black guy with a name as Arabic as Mohammed Atta's to a decorated war hero.
John, it this really how you want to go out? Calling Obama a terrorist behind his back and a "one" to his face? You've come this far without snapping, but you're turning into Grandpa at Christmas dinner. You don't like how any of the grandkids turned out, your dentures hurt and you're two scotches away from calling Grandma a slut.
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Watch this every time you get the Sarah Palin blues.
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In their latest effort to stonewall the Alaska state legislature's Troopergate investigation of Sarah Palin, husband Todd Palin has chosen to ignore a subpoena and is refusing to testify in front of the legislative committee.
It would seem that if Sarah Palin has done nothing wrong, her husband's testimony could only help to put this matter to a close. His refusal indicates that he must be afraid of what he might be forced to reveal when questioned under oath.
Which begs the question: What is Todd Palin trying to hide?
We have some ideas...
1. Todd Palin grows weed in his basement.
This guy is way more easy-going than any spouse of Sarah Palin has a right to be. He's up there in the icy wilderness, married to a vindictive extremist who is so unscrupulous she'll even exploit her own special needs child for political gain. And yet every time you see Todd Palin, he seems to not have a care in the world. He's got a nice, happy smile poking through his thin beard of "I'll get around to shaving eventually" stubble, and he's basically just going with the flow. This guy parties, and he's got some plants under a hot lamp in his basement rec room. While the investigation would never touch on drug use, he clearly smokes enough to be paranoid of any line of official questioning.
Our proof: People in Alaska call him the "First Dude." And as we all know, the Dude abides.
2. Todd Palin once killed a man with his bare hands and ate him
Todd is a champion snowmobile racer, having won the Tesoro Iron Dog snowmobile race four times. That race covers almost 2000 miles of terrain. 2000 miles of icy Alaskan wilderness, where the only goal is to stay alive at all costs. Considering how many times Todd has participated in this race, there is no way he could be alive today without having killed and eaten another man at least once (if not every time he's ever raced). Murder is legal in Alaska as long as you can prove you ate the meat of your victim and/or used his pelt as a blanket. Still, Todd is a decent man and there is probably not a single night that he doesn't wake up screaming after another terror dream about the blood he spilt out there on the Tundra. When put on the stand, he might be glad to finally set his conscience free. Team Palin doesn't want that kind of information finding its way onto Daily Kos.
Our proof: Has he denied it yet?
3. Todd and Sarah Palin tried to get Trooper Wooten fired
Everyone already assumes this to be true but it's the least of what he's trying to conceal, so let's move on.
Our proof: We said, LET'S MOVE ON!
4. The Alaska Independence Party (AIP) is a just a fancy way of saying "Al Qaeda"
The AIP wants Alaska to secede from the United States. Their slogan is "Alaska First, Alaska Always," because "I wouldn't fuck America with your dick!" didn't fit on a tee shirt. Todd Palin was a member from 1995 until 2002, a fact that is of no interest to voters because Michelle Obama once accidentally suggested she might not have always been proud of her country.
Coincidentally, there's another political party that wants nothing to do with America. It's called Al Qaeda and we think Todd Palin negotiated with Osama Bin Laden to get Alaskans access to Qaeda military training camps in Afghanistan.
Our Proof: How else would Alaskans have been allowed to train in Qaeda camps if someone hadn't gotten Bin Laden's permission? And who better to negotiate than Mrs. Governor himself, Todd Palin?
5. Todd will beg the state legislature for sanctuary and ask that they hide him someplace where the McCain-Palin campaign can't find him
The campaign knows that the minute Todd sees an opening, he's gone, so they aren't letting him out of their sight. First Dude wants nothing to do with mainland politics. Anyone who'll ride a snowmobile through the wilderness for thousands of miles at a time has no interest in the national spotlight. They won't let him testify in front of a private committee for the simple fact that they know they'll never see him again.
Our Proof: Go check behind the Rita Hayworth poster hanging in Todd's room. See for yourself. He's digging out!
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